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| ScalySituation |
Posted - 07/04/2012 : 21:12:38
Hiya
Just come across this one!
What happened when the tortoise collided with the terrapin??
It was a TURTLE disaster!!!!!!!!
Add more if u got em :P
Scaly xx |
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| 343guiltyspark |
Posted - 30/04/2012 : 18:01:22
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?
A boar constrictor !
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ?
A feather boa !
What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?
Sleep in the wardrobe !
What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?
A fangfurter !
What do snakes have on their bath towels ?
Hiss and Hers !
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| mkmattyk |
Posted - 30/04/2012 : 17:52:37
Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.
Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching? Because he had his own scales!
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake? Someone else's!
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| a2c7 |
Posted - 30/04/2012 : 16:40:55
The "What's the difference between a duck?" is quoted in Postal, a Uwe Boll film. The main character is at an interview for a job and one of the questions is that. Funny scene :)
What's the Internet's favorite animal?
The lynx. |
| 343guiltyspark |
Posted - 28/04/2012 : 17:34:05
quote:
Originally posted by reptillian23
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
Don't get this one either!!!  |
| 343guiltyspark |
Posted - 28/04/2012 : 17:32:38
quote:
Originally posted by nickyff
@katie- i heard a different version of that one--
Q- what's the difference between a duck?
A- one of its legs is both the same
seems yr sense of humour is, like mine, slightly sideways .....
I don't get it! |
| Vince_the_snake |
Posted - 10/04/2012 : 08:32:48
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust. |
| nickyff |
Posted - 09/04/2012 : 23:32:01
laFFs- love that last one about the bat- thats a classic |
| darrkang3l |
Posted - 09/04/2012 : 16:26:54
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it. just try this experiment.
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot which one is really happy to see you?
Two goldfish are in a tank.
one turns to the other and says. "How the **** do you drive this?"
Some yob attacked me down the local park tonight with a bat.
I was really impressed at how well he had trained it.
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| mkmattyk |
Posted - 09/04/2012 : 08:48:41
Whats brown a sticky????? A stick.
What brown a runs around your garden??? A fence
Did you here about a guy that took all the gates on his street.... Police couldnt stop him just in case he took a fence |
| Falice |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 23:07:28
quote:
Originally posted by Katie.Dublin
Why'd the plane crash?
Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA i laughed so hard at that! |
| Dancross0 |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 21:27:21
Sorta animal related.....
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
"Get in the Batmobile". |
| eeji |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 20:57:20
what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?....
...wiped his bum!
(thanks Chubby!) |
| lupi lou |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 15:15:58
love the chicken and the egg one! brillent lol |
| smart bunny |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 15:05:28
Lol my 4yr olds favourite joke, which she is immensely proud of is...
What did the cow eat for breakfast?
Crisps.
Cue lots of giggles for some strange reason...!! |
| ScalySituation |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 11:09:53
lol at stapey and scottishbluebird :P |
| Sta~ple |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 09:30:19
God some of these jokes are like my sisters made up ones when she was 5, the big hit being
Q: Why did the giraffe fly up into the tree?
A: Because it wanted to. |
| nickyff |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 02:44:45
okay lotabob- some playground classics....slightly less baffling, i hope?
what do you call a sheep with no legs?
a cloud
what do you call a fly with no wings?
a walk
sleep well |
| lotabob |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 01:45:02
quote:
Originally posted by Katie.Dublin
quote:
Originally posted by nickyff
@katie- i heard a different version of that one--
Q- what's the difference between a duck?
A- one of its legs is both the same
seems yr sense of humour is, like mine, slightly sideways .....
STEALING that one!
Baffled. I mean like totally baffled. |
| Katie.Dublin |
Posted - 07/04/2012 : 23:45:46
quote:
Originally posted by nickyff
@katie- i heard a different version of that one--
Q- what's the difference between a duck?
A- one of its legs is both the same
seems yr sense of humour is, like mine, slightly sideways .....
STEALING that one! |
| scottishbluebird |
Posted - 07/04/2012 : 23:21:59
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,
"Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says,
"All I can smell is molasses."
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The egg is frowning and looking annoyed, while the chicken has a big smile on its face and is smoking a cigarette.
The egg says, "Well, I guess we answered that question."
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