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ScalySituation
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
5292 Posts |
 Posted - 07/04/2012 : 21:12:38
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Hiya
Just come across this one!
What happened when the tortoise collided with the terrapin??
It was a TURTLE disaster!!!!!!!!
Add more if u got em :P
Scaly xx |
1.0.0 Butter motley corn (Sheldon)
0.1.0 Caramel Corn (Maggie)
0.1.0 Caramel motley corn (Echo)
1.0.0 Cat (Angus)
1 mealworm colony
RIP Skye x
Sleep well Sonny, Mummy loves you xx
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Katie.Dublin
Sub Adult
Ireland
1560 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2012 : 21:19:36
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Whats the difference between a duck?
Because an icecream has no bones. |
     
0.1 normal (Miami) - Hugo
0.1 hypo Motley - Spunky
0.1 MBK - Tequila. RIP
Horses, bearded dragons, a red tailed boa constrictor, a tortoise, a cat and a dog |
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ScalySituation
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
5292 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2012 : 21:24:07
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| am i being stupid cos i dnt get that? |
1.0.0 Butter motley corn (Sheldon)
0.1.0 Caramel Corn (Maggie)
0.1.0 Caramel motley corn (Echo)
1.0.0 Cat (Angus)
1 mealworm colony
RIP Skye x
Sleep well Sonny, Mummy loves you xx
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Donnie
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
3215 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2012 : 21:26:25
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quote:
Originally posted by ScalySituation
am i being stupid cos i dnt get that?
Glad you said it first scaly, I was thinking the same |
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Donnie
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
3215 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2012 : 21:29:34
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The only one I can think of;
What’s a snakes favourite dance?
The mamba |
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Katie.Dublin
Sub Adult
Ireland
1560 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2012 : 21:30:08
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Why'd the plane crash?
Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread. |
0.1 normal (Miami) - Hugo
0.1 hypo Motley - Spunky
0.1 MBK - Tequila. RIP
Horses, bearded dragons, a red tailed boa constrictor, a tortoise, a cat and a dog |
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ScalySituation
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
5292 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2012 : 21:33:04
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quote:
Originally posted by Donnie
The only one I can think of;
What’s a snakes favourite dance?
The mamba
niiiiiiiiiiice :) |
1.0.0 Butter motley corn (Sheldon)
0.1.0 Caramel Corn (Maggie)
0.1.0 Caramel motley corn (Echo)
1.0.0 Cat (Angus)
1 mealworm colony
RIP Skye x
Sleep well Sonny, Mummy loves you xx
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nickyff
Yearling
507 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2012 : 22:16:48
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@katie- i heard a different version of that one--
Q- what's the difference between a duck?
A- one of its legs is both the same
seems yr sense of humour is, like mine, slightly sideways ..... |
and you thought there was no such thing as a stupid question....
1.2.0 corns: captain haddock, sharon the tiddler and Darling Debbie. plus 0.2.0 cali kings: spot and Numpty... not forgetting the delightful Miss Lovely-Gonzalez-La-Poop apricot pueblan milk snake, and we all miss the Lodger who thought he was a cobra....
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lotabob
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
4334 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2012 : 23:02:19
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BABY SNAKE: <crying> Mum, Mum, are we venomous?
MUMMY SNAKE: No love, we aren't venomous, why you ask?
BABY SNAKE: <relieved> I bit my tongue. |
Anery Corn snake SPOT. Royal Python, DUKE. Hogg Island Boa, SANKE. Albino House Snake, HAL.
Harlequin Crested Gecko HARLEY
Albino Horned Frog WAKA
Chilean Rose Tarantula TRIXIE. Brazilian Salmon Pink Bird-eating Tarantula SAM. Orange Baboon Tarantula BORIS.
Giant Asian Forest Scorpion, SALLY.
Giant African Land Snails, SHELDON & MICHELLE.
Budwing Mantis, MAIA
Dubia Roach Colony. Silkworm Colony. Mealworm Colony. Waxworm Colony. Fruit Beetle Colony.
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2012 : 23:21:59
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What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,
"Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says,
"All I can smell is molasses."
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The egg is frowning and looking annoyed, while the chicken has a big smile on its face and is smoking a cigarette.
The egg says, "Well, I guess we answered that question."
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Katie.Dublin
Sub Adult
Ireland
1560 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2012 : 23:45:46
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quote:
Originally posted by nickyff
@katie- i heard a different version of that one--
Q- what's the difference between a duck?
A- one of its legs is both the same
seems yr sense of humour is, like mine, slightly sideways .....
STEALING that one! |
0.1 normal (Miami) - Hugo
0.1 hypo Motley - Spunky
0.1 MBK - Tequila. RIP
Horses, bearded dragons, a red tailed boa constrictor, a tortoise, a cat and a dog |
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lotabob
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
4334 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 01:45:02
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quote:
Originally posted by Katie.Dublin
quote:
Originally posted by nickyff
@katie- i heard a different version of that one--
Q- what's the difference between a duck?
A- one of its legs is both the same
seems yr sense of humour is, like mine, slightly sideways .....
STEALING that one!
Baffled. I mean like totally baffled. |
Anery Corn snake SPOT. Royal Python, DUKE. Hogg Island Boa, SANKE. Albino House Snake, HAL.
Harlequin Crested Gecko HARLEY
Albino Horned Frog WAKA
Chilean Rose Tarantula TRIXIE. Brazilian Salmon Pink Bird-eating Tarantula SAM. Orange Baboon Tarantula BORIS.
Giant Asian Forest Scorpion, SALLY.
Giant African Land Snails, SHELDON & MICHELLE.
Budwing Mantis, MAIA
Dubia Roach Colony. Silkworm Colony. Mealworm Colony. Waxworm Colony. Fruit Beetle Colony.
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nickyff
Yearling
507 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 02:44:45
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okay lotabob- some playground classics....slightly less baffling, i hope?
what do you call a sheep with no legs?
a cloud
what do you call a fly with no wings?
a walk
sleep well |
and you thought there was no such thing as a stupid question....
1.2.0 corns: captain haddock, sharon the tiddler and Darling Debbie. plus 0.2.0 cali kings: spot and Numpty... not forgetting the delightful Miss Lovely-Gonzalez-La-Poop apricot pueblan milk snake, and we all miss the Lodger who thought he was a cobra....
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Sta~ple
qeeun speler
United Kingdom
6129 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 09:30:19
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God some of these jokes are like my sisters made up ones when she was 5, the big hit being
Q: Why did the giraffe fly up into the tree?
A: Because it wanted to. |
   
A very special super, duper thanks for K :3 |
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ScalySituation
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
5292 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 11:09:53
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| lol at stapey and scottishbluebird :P |
1.0.0 Butter motley corn (Sheldon)
0.1.0 Caramel Corn (Maggie)
0.1.0 Caramel motley corn (Echo)
1.0.0 Cat (Angus)
1 mealworm colony
RIP Skye x
Sleep well Sonny, Mummy loves you xx
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smart bunny
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
5091 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 15:05:28
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Lol my 4yr olds favourite joke, which she is immensely proud of is...
What did the cow eat for breakfast?
Crisps.
Cue lots of giggles for some strange reason...!! |
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lupi lou
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
3670 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 15:15:58
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| love the chicken and the egg one! brillent lol |
 
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eeji
The Morph Master
United Kingdom
4335 Posts |
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Dancross0
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1315 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 21:27:21
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Sorta animal related.....
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
"Get in the Batmobile". |
Aguna CB11 Anery - Typhon CB12 Amber - Plissken CB08 Carolina - Iara CB11 Caramel
Indra CB12 Lavender (?) - Evren CB12 Carolina (?) - Ophis CB11 Hypo Lavender - Sirae CB11 Ghost Motley
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Falice
Yearling
United Kingdom
757 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2012 : 23:07:28
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quote:
Originally posted by Katie.Dublin
Why'd the plane crash?
Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA i laughed so hard at that! |
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mkmattyk
banned
United Kingdom
837 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2012 : 08:48:41
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Whats brown a sticky????? A stick.
What brown a runs around your garden??? A fence
Did you here about a guy that took all the gates on his street.... Police couldnt stop him just in case he took a fence |
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Reptile/ animal jokes!!
