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gmac
The Scottish Admin

United Kingdom
5319 Posts

Posted - 16/09/2015 :  20:46:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Was reminded earlier reading a post that we did often, and by we I mean admin team, did tend to get off topic at times haha.

So we used to have a thread for after midnight chat but as it's so quiet having a off topic thread seems a good idea.

So this thread can be used for anything like stories, jokes, puns general conversation but under no circumstances snakes lol. Usual rules apply keep it clean well for now ;) I'm sure we will lower the tone eventually


Red123
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
2030 Posts

Posted - 17/09/2015 :  20:42:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What did one sea say to the other sea?



Wave

Absolutely terrible I know but someone had to write something

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Royal Pythons
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1.0.0 Albino (Tony)
Boa Constrictor Imperator
0.1.0 (Agatha)
Western Hognose
0.1.0 Normal (Stevie)

0.0.1 Schneider Skink (George)
1.0.0 Extreme Blonde Harlequin Crested Gecko (Bert)
4 GALS.

Tarantulas
Red Rump (B. Vagans) Jo.
Chaco Golden Knee (G. pulchripes) Charlie, Greenbottle Blue (C. cyaneopubescens) Gus, Honduran Curly Hair ( B. albopilosum) Titch, Mexican Fire Leg (B. boehmei), Salmon Pink Bird Eater(L. parahybana), Fort Hall Baboon (P. Lugardi) Blanche, Stout Leg Baboon (E. Pachypus) Graham, Chilean Rose (G. Rosea) Glen.



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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault

United Kingdom
8402 Posts

Posted - 17/09/2015 :  21:17:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Red123

What did one sea say to the other sea?



Wave

Absolutely terrible I know but someone had to write something



Just following your great example..........

What would bears be with no bees...?
EARS!!!

(wow, cant believe i just did that!)


0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
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Red123
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
2030 Posts

Posted - 18/09/2015 :  08:11:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Maybe you should have a competition for the worst one, lol.

Very good by the way :)

Corn Snake
, 1.0.0 Amel (Stan),

Royal Pythons
1.0.0 Normal (Nigel)

1.0.0 Albino (Tony)
Boa Constrictor Imperator
0.1.0 (Agatha)
Western Hognose
0.1.0 Normal (Stevie)

0.0.1 Schneider Skink (George)
1.0.0 Extreme Blonde Harlequin Crested Gecko (Bert)
4 GALS.

Tarantulas
Red Rump (B. Vagans) Jo.
Chaco Golden Knee (G. pulchripes) Charlie, Greenbottle Blue (C. cyaneopubescens) Gus, Honduran Curly Hair ( B. albopilosum) Titch, Mexican Fire Leg (B. boehmei), Salmon Pink Bird Eater(L. parahybana), Fort Hall Baboon (P. Lugardi) Blanche, Stout Leg Baboon (E. Pachypus) Graham, Chilean Rose (G. Rosea) Glen.



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Donnie
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
3215 Posts

Posted - 18/09/2015 :  22:33:48  Show Profile  Click to see Donnie's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Where does a general keep his army?



In his sleevy.


now moving swiftly away from awful jokes

anybody else getting giddy about the rugby world cup or is it just me

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Edited by - Donnie on 18/09/2015 22:38:27
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault

United Kingdom
8402 Posts

Posted - 19/09/2015 :  16:12:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Donnie

Where does a general keep his army?



In his sleevy.


now moving swiftly away from awful jokes

anybody else getting giddy about the rugby world cup or is it just me



Think we are all tied for 1st place with awful jokes lol
and i HATE sport, sorry!


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1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
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TangoFlaps
Snake Mite

United Kingdom
24 Posts

Posted - 19/09/2015 :  19:31:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila!

Boom boom!

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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault

United Kingdom
8402 Posts

Posted - 19/09/2015 :  21:41:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TangoFlaps

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila!

Boom boom!


You just joined the rest of us in 1st place lol








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0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
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gmac
The Scottish Admin

United Kingdom
5319 Posts

Posted - 19/09/2015 :  21:51:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dear god hahahahahaha


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eeji
The Morph Master

United Kingdom
4335 Posts

Posted - 19/09/2015 :  22:10:49  Show Profile  Visit eeji's Homepage  Reply with Quote
What do you call a man with a number plate on his head?

Reg

What does his brother call him?

R reg

What do people call him now he's died?

X reg



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keeperoffred
Snake Mite

United Kingdom
3 Posts

Posted - 20/09/2015 :  00:24:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Scottish joke

100 animals in a field. Which one is on holiday ?




The one with the wee calf


Edited by - keeperoffred on 20/09/2015 00:44:25
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Razee
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
2512 Posts

Posted - 20/09/2015 :  10:42:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.

0.1.0 late CB10 Carolina corn snake - Bazilishka
1.0.0 CB11 Abbots Okeetee- Little Twiddler
1.0.0 CB11 Hypo corn- Sebastianek
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TangoFlaps
Snake Mite

United Kingdom
24 Posts

Posted - 20/09/2015 :  13:11:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bottom?

Warren!

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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault

United Kingdom
8402 Posts

Posted - 20/09/2015 :  16:47:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It gets worse lol


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0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
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Razee
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
2512 Posts

Posted - 21/09/2015 :  15:55:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?

An ambulance...

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1.0.0 CB11 Abbots Okeetee- Little Twiddler
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Razee
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
2512 Posts

Posted - 21/09/2015 :  16:01:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Did you ever hear about the new movie - " Constipation "?

It never came out...

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1.0.0 CB11 Abbots Okeetee- Little Twiddler
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault

United Kingdom
8402 Posts

Posted - 21/09/2015 :  16:46:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Razee

What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?

An ambulance...


awwwww that one is mean, even if i MIGHT have laughed


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0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
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TangoFlaps
Snake Mite

United Kingdom
24 Posts

Posted - 21/09/2015 :  20:06:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?


He worked it out with a pencil!

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Razee
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
2512 Posts

Posted - 22/09/2015 :  14:34:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Few more :-)

Why is England the wettest country?
Because the queen has reigned there for years...

What do you call a laughing mayonnaise?
LMAYO

Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
It wanted to get to the bottom!

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1.0.0 CB11 Abbots Okeetee- Little Twiddler
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault

United Kingdom
8402 Posts

Posted - 24/09/2015 :  00:41:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thought id join in with the theme so far


Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for POOH




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0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
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Red123
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
2030 Posts

Posted - 24/09/2015 :  08:18:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter he's not going to come anyway



What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?

Cheap Cheap!!


Corn Snake
, 1.0.0 Amel (Stan),

Royal Pythons
1.0.0 Normal (Nigel)

1.0.0 Albino (Tony)
Boa Constrictor Imperator
0.1.0 (Agatha)
Western Hognose
0.1.0 Normal (Stevie)

0.0.1 Schneider Skink (George)
1.0.0 Extreme Blonde Harlequin Crested Gecko (Bert)
4 GALS.

Tarantulas
Red Rump (B. Vagans) Jo.
Chaco Golden Knee (G. pulchripes) Charlie, Greenbottle Blue (C. cyaneopubescens) Gus, Honduran Curly Hair ( B. albopilosum) Titch, Mexican Fire Leg (B. boehmei), Salmon Pink Bird Eater(L. parahybana), Fort Hall Baboon (P. Lugardi) Blanche, Stout Leg Baboon (E. Pachypus) Graham, Chilean Rose (G. Rosea) Glen.



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Edited by - Red123 on 24/09/2015 08:20:06
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