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TangoFlaps
Snake Mite

United Kingdom
24 Posts

Posted - 26/09/2015 :  19:35:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Two more....

What cheese can you use to hide a horse?


Mask a pony!




What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your jeans?


Your mum!

1.0 Normal Corn - Mulder
0.1 Amel Corn - Scully
1.0 Bearded Dragon - Rolf
0.1 Cat - Taz
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gmac
The Scottish Admin

United Kingdom
5319 Posts

Posted - 27/09/2015 :  21:23:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I quit lol


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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault

United Kingdom
8403 Posts

Posted - 28/09/2015 :  16:24:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by gmac

I quit lol


Poor G, do you need a new drink? saw this looking for jaffa cake jokes and thought of you


0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן

United Kingdom
8173 Posts

Posted - 23/10/2015 :  00:11:40  Show Profile  Visit Kehhlyr's Homepage  Click to see Kehhlyr's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Don't let this thread die guys.

-=Kehhlyr - The Resident Loon

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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault

United Kingdom
8403 Posts

Posted - 23/10/2015 :  17:57:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kehhlyr

Don't let this thread die guys.


In honour of you K

Q: What time does a duck wake up at?
A: At the quack of dawn!!

Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!

Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky

Q: What do you call a duck with fangs?
A: Count Duckula

Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the Ducktor

Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?
A: I hope we Quack this case.

Q: Why don’t ducks fly upside down?
A: Because they don’t want to QUACK up.

Q: Why did the duck go to the supermarket?
A: To get some Quackers.

Q: What do you call a box of ducks?
A: A box of Quackers.

Q: Why did the duck tell you a joke?
A: Because he wanted to QUACK you up!

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because he was jealous of the chicken.

Q: Why does a duck say quack?
A: Because it can’t say moo.

Q: Where did the duck lose his feathers?
A: Down town.

Q: What does a duck do first when making an omelette?
A: He quacks some eggs.

Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequacker.

Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker.


0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes
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gmac
The Scottish Admin

United Kingdom
5319 Posts

Posted - 23/10/2015 :  22:22:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Woo, it's a K :)


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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן

United Kingdom
8173 Posts

Posted - 23/10/2015 :  23:06:36  Show Profile  Visit Kehhlyr's Homepage  Click to see Kehhlyr's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by scottishbluebird


In honour of you K

SNIP

Many duck jokes, coz they are great.

End SNIP



Thanks you *blushes*
Pours whisky really


quote:
Originally posted by gmac

Woo, it's a K :)



Champ hide and seek I am, I may not seem like I'm here, but I am.


-=Kehhlyr - The Resident Loon

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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault

United Kingdom
8403 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2015 :  22:41:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My new 3d origami attempt, my OH glanced at it and thought it was a PINECONE


made using this youtube video, just changed the colour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi4XHjHur5w


0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes
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Red123
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
2030 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2015 :  07:59:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by scottishbluebird

My new 3d origami attempt, my OH glanced at it and thought it was a PINECONE


made using this youtube video, just changed the colour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi4XHjHur5w



WOW that is brilliant. Well done you. Looks just like our old budgie we had.

Corn Snake
, 1.0.0 Amel (Stan),

Royal Pythons
1.0.0 Normal (Nigel)

1.0.0 Albino (Tony)
Boa Constrictor Imperator
0.1.0 (Agatha)
Western Hognose
0.1.0 Normal (Stevie)

0.0.1 Schneider Skink (George)
1.0.0 Extreme Blonde Harlequin Crested Gecko (Bert)
4 GALS.

Tarantulas
Red Rump (B. Vagans) Jo.
Chaco Golden Knee (G. pulchripes) Charlie, Greenbottle Blue (C. cyaneopubescens) Gus, Honduran Curly Hair ( B. albopilosum) Titch, Mexican Fire Leg (B. boehmei), Salmon Pink Bird Eater(L. parahybana), Fort Hall Baboon (P. Lugardi) Blanche, Stout Leg Baboon (E. Pachypus) Graham, Chilean Rose (G. Rosea) Glen.



Border collie x (BoB), 2 Cats (Lucky & Dip), 17 Goldfish, and The Dubia Family
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Razee
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
2525 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2015 :  08:14:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And it's a boy budgie, it has blue nose :-)

0.1.0 late CB10 Carolina corn snake - Bazilishka
1.0.0 CB11 Abbots Okeetee- Little Twiddler
1.0.0 CB11 Hypo corn- Sebastianek
1.0.0. CB14 Butter Motley - Squidwood
0.0.2 CB18 normal/ Okeetee yearlings Bunny and Lalalishka
0.0.1 hognose
0.1.0 stable cat
0.1.0 house cat
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault

United Kingdom
8403 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2015 :  14:58:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Red123

quote:
Originally posted by scottishbluebird

My new 3d origami attempt, my OH glanced at it and thought it was a PINECONE


made using this youtube video, just changed the colour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi4XHjHur5w



WOW that is brilliant. Well done you. Looks just like our old budgie we had.


Thank you, so YOU dont think it looks like a bloomin pinecone lol


0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes
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Donnie
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
3215 Posts

Posted - 13/11/2015 :  17:38:08  Show Profile  Click to see Donnie's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Do you mean it's not a pine cone?





1.1 Corns (Anery Stripe, Amel) 1.0 Rootbeer 0.2 Jungle Carpet Python 1.0 Zebra Jungle Carpet Python 1.0 50% Diamond Zebra Carpet Python
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TangoFlaps
Snake Mite

United Kingdom
24 Posts

Posted - 14/11/2015 :  13:14:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Made me want corn on the cob for some reason..... ;-)

-can't find any proper smiley emoticon thingies or at least can't remember how to do them! - would have done embarrassed face here ->

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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault

United Kingdom
8403 Posts

Posted - 14/11/2015 :  18:55:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Donnie

Do you mean it's not a pine cone?







grrrrrrrrrrrrr


0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault

United Kingdom
8403 Posts

Posted - 14/11/2015 :  18:56:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TangoFlaps

Made me want corn on the cob for some reason..... ;-)

-can't find any proper smiley emoticon thingies or at least can't remember how to do them! - would have done embarrassed face here ->


lol
get them in 'reply to topic' at top, or when you quote a reply


0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes
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TangoFlaps
Snake Mite

United Kingdom
24 Posts

Posted - 17/11/2015 :  15:58:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
D'Oh thank you for that

I love the budgie really - especially after your technical assistance!

1.0 Normal Corn - Mulder
0.1 Amel Corn - Scully
1.0 Bearded Dragon - Rolf
0.1 Cat - Taz
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ScalySituation
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
5292 Posts

Posted - 17/11/2015 :  16:58:46  Show Profile  Visit ScalySituation's Homepage  Click to see ScalySituation's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
So I have an offer for university next year :P
Feeling damn awful today though

1.0.0 Butter motley corn (Sheldon)
0.1.0 Caramel Corn (Maggie)
0.1.0 Caramel motley corn (Echo)
1.0.0 Cat (Angus)
1 mealworm colony
RIP Skye x
Sleep well Sonny, Mummy loves you xx
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן

United Kingdom
8173 Posts

Posted - 18/11/2015 :  14:25:46  Show Profile  Visit Kehhlyr's Homepage  Click to see Kehhlyr's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Woo, what you gonna be studying??

-=Kehhlyr - The Resident Loon

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ScalySituation
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
5292 Posts

Posted - 18/11/2015 :  18:51:11  Show Profile  Visit ScalySituation's Homepage  Click to see ScalySituation's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Conservation biology :) If I get the grades that is. I'm on track as long as I don't have a massive relapse

1.0.0 Butter motley corn (Sheldon)
0.1.0 Caramel Corn (Maggie)
0.1.0 Caramel motley corn (Echo)
1.0.0 Cat (Angus)
1 mealworm colony
RIP Skye x
Sleep well Sonny, Mummy loves you xx
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן

United Kingdom
8173 Posts

Posted - 19/11/2015 :  00:21:10  Show Profile  Visit Kehhlyr's Homepage  Click to see Kehhlyr's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ScalySituation

Conservation biology :) If I get the grades that is. I'm on track as long as I don't have a massive relapse



Sounds good, best of luck in getting the grades you need.
And hopefully not having any problems before,during or afterwards that could adversely affect you.

-=Kehhlyr - The Resident Loon

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