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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
 Posted - 17/08/2014 : 22:31:24
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Never heard of this before, with the bags under my eyes might give it a go! even though its synthetic still kinda cool
Product description
WrinkleBlock combats the visible signs of ageing with wrinkles appearing reduced, giving the appearance of smoother skin.
Advanced age fighting ingredients including vitamin E and Syn-ake, a synthetic snake venom, helps you get that youthful look by reducing the appearance of wrinkles and smoothing the skin.
Syn-ake is a synthetic snake venom containing a substance that mimics the venom of the Temple Viper. |
     
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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Moppet
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
3315 Posts |
Posted - 18/08/2014 : 17:47:45
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| Hmmm. I'm not sure I'd like to put something that claims to mimic venom so close to my eyes! Scary stuff. |
2.4.0 Corn snakes
1.0.0 horse
0.1.0 Golden retriever
1.4.0 Guinea pigs |
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Razee
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2525 Posts |
Posted - 19/08/2014 : 09:19:08
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Save your money for much better things, SBB :-)
Whenever I read about yet another " miracle antiwrinkle cream ", I just think - if someone developed something that truly works, they'd probably have a Nobel price or similar.. miracle antiwrinkle creams simply don't exist :-) Do you notice, how they always say that wrinkles "APPEAR " reduced? |
0.1.0 late CB10 Carolina corn snake - Bazilishka
1.0.0 CB11 Abbots Okeetee- Little Twiddler
1.0.0 CB11 Hypo corn- Sebastianek
1.0.0. CB14 Butter Motley - Squidwood
0.0.2 CB18 normal/ Okeetee yearlings Bunny and Lalalishka
0.0.1 hognose
0.1.0 stable cat
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Wheels
Hatchling
103 Posts |
Posted - 19/08/2014 : 11:48:33
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I recommend cellotape, works wonders! You just stick it at the corner of your eye, stretch the skin toward the ear and secure the tape to hold the skin in place. As the tape is clear, no one can see your solution (just stay out of bright light or someone may notice a reflection) 
Alternatively, purchase a venomous snake and encourage it to bite you in the eye area on a regular basis.....you could even start a business and charge extortionate fees for each bite, er, treatment.... I'd recommend very good insurance for this route though 
I make my wrinkles APPEAR reduced by squinting when I look in a mirror. I also accept my wrinkles as hard-won battle scars from being so successful at living that I'm still doing it  |
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Razee
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2525 Posts |
Posted - 19/08/2014 : 12:47:38
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Mwaha ha haaa.. I like the idea of running the business.. you could start with a hoggie. Tell the clients it's a deadly puff adder, that has been specially trained to inject only sub lethal doses of venom. Then get the hoggie to chew on their face a bit. They will swell up, wrinkles will DEFINITELY be reduced, charge them extortionate amount of money, and make sure you have a second home in Mauritius or somewhere like that :-)
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0.1.0 late CB10 Carolina corn snake - Bazilishka
1.0.0 CB11 Abbots Okeetee- Little Twiddler
1.0.0 CB11 Hypo corn- Sebastianek
1.0.0. CB14 Butter Motley - Squidwood
0.0.2 CB18 normal/ Okeetee yearlings Bunny and Lalalishka
0.0.1 hognose
0.1.0 stable cat
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 19/08/2014 : 16:51:05
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| lmao, well i DO have a deadly venomous snake.......The Mighty Worm, erm, Storm |
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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Razee
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2525 Posts |
Posted - 19/08/2014 : 16:59:20
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| Put him to work :-) |
0.1.0 late CB10 Carolina corn snake - Bazilishka
1.0.0 CB11 Abbots Okeetee- Little Twiddler
1.0.0 CB11 Hypo corn- Sebastianek
1.0.0. CB14 Butter Motley - Squidwood
0.0.2 CB18 normal/ Okeetee yearlings Bunny and Lalalishka
0.0.1 hognose
0.1.0 stable cat
0.1.0 house cat |
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Donnie
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
3215 Posts |
Posted - 19/08/2014 : 21:22:39
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quote:
Originally posted by scottishbluebird
lmao, well i DO have a deadly venomous snake.......The Mighty Worm, erm, Storm
Me thinks 'the mighty worm' needs some miracle face cream himself  |
1.1 Corns (Anery Stripe, Amel) 1.0 Rootbeer 0.2 Jungle Carpet Python 1.0 Zebra Jungle Carpet Python 1.0 50% Diamond Zebra Carpet Python |
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 20/08/2014 : 20:34:22
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quote:
Originally posted by Donnie
quote:
Originally posted by scottishbluebird
lmao, well i DO have a deadly venomous snake.......The Mighty Worm, erm, Storm
Me thinks 'the mighty worm' needs some miracle face cream himself
ok, i did lol at that but still  |
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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eeji
The Morph Master
United Kingdom
4335 Posts |
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 21/08/2014 : 22:54:18
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| My wrinkles aint that bad! |
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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Syn-ake venom eye cream
